There's a certain establishment in town that I've been curious about for a while.

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It used to be a Chuck E. Cheese, but, in the last year, the name suddenly changed to “Fun Zone & Pizza” and the logo switched from the familiar smarmy Chuck E. Cheese face to a picture of a kid riding on a pterodactyl. According to what little information I could ( Read more... )

Kylie and Electric Six?? OH MY GOD MY ERECTION KNOWS NO BOUNDS

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Is there anything better than Germans singing with fake American accents? I posit that there is not.

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If that's not enough to convince you, then, well, I'll just leave this here:

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You know what music I love? Bubblegum Euro techno pop. I think this may be the greatest song ever recorded and, appropriately enough, it's been set to the world's greatest music video.

You know what's great about it? EVERYTHING. From the line about Jane liking to ride on elephants to the reporter monkey oh Jesus it's got it all.

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Moody often purchases vintage British teeny boppy pulp magazines from the 70s off eBay, so that she can cut out the photos of her favorite dinosaur rockers like Colin Blunstone and Justin Hayward. These magazines are basically 90% pin-up photos of guys with bad hair and tight pants, 10% fluff journalism. I'm not against fluff pieces (I don't ( Read more... )

I don't mind telling you that this video is pretty hot.

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So edgyspice and I went to see Kylie at the Fox Theater in Oakland on Wednesday. Allow me to recap the concert:

KYLIE <3This was especially exciting because it was the kick-off concert in Kylie's first ever US tour. Can you believe that she's never come to America before? Neither could I! It seems downright criminal how little Kylie's ( Read more... )

Hey, do you like Internet memes? Do you like "awesome" things that nerds beat into the ground? How about pointless time-wasting gimmicks that make the geeks over at Digg and Boing Boing say that their "faith in humanity" has been "reaffirmed?" How about zombies? You like those, right? Good. Now how about shitty acoustic guitar music? You like ( Read more... )

Novelty music is really the lowest form of communication. I don't know much about this guy except that he's a fat guy who dresses like a caveman and makes songs about boobs. Also, he makes fun of Bill Clinton. Whooooooooa, that's political relevance for ya. Also also, he doesn't like it when football announcers talk too much. He's tackling the big ( Read more... )